Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Teeth



Venue: At home again
Food: Some crackers this time with no-pulp orange juice


Okay, here's another fairly unknown movie which u guys have probably not heard about. I saw the trailer a couple of months ago and it seemed pretty interesting. I was like, whoaa i've never heard of a movie like this before! Teeth? No, not that set of teeth - this is about teeth 'down under'! :D Caught your attention now?

This movie was released last year and apparently it was a hit with the Sundance (festival) viewers. Hmmm I wonder whyy. It's a sort of dark comedy / indie movie about Dawn, a high school girl who's a bit geeky; she gives talks about 'chastinence' and 'purity' at her local chastity group while not surprisingly, still being a virgin. She tries reeeeaaal hard to suppress her sexual feelings towards this guy she likes and when they finally get on some action.. TRAGEDY strikes! haha i bet u can roughly imagine what's gonna happen. :P

My first impression of this movie was alright, i mean, i have to say its quite original - with the theme of the movie exploring about the vagina dentata myth (in english it means TOOTHED VAGINA). This movie has that whole "indie" feel to it, while its such a trend now i guess its only a matter of time before they release an indie horror movie.



"say, that's a nice set of teeth you have there"


The whole show is pretty dark, but some scenes are laughable - i'm not sure whether its intentional or not, maybe it is, but the scene (spoiler ahead!) when the gynaecologist checks out her nether regions and discovering she has teeth down there and screams out VAGINA DENTATAAA!! was quite funny. haha anyways this movie also addresses the dangers of rape and some other sexual offences quite graphically. Careful guys, u just might get your dick cut off!

So i guess this is a so-so sorta movie with a practically unknown cast, although i have to say the lead actress is quite pretty :) Give this one a try if u wanna see something totally different from the norm. If not, just wait for Iron Man, Indy Jones or The Dark Knight which is coming out sooner than you can imagine! It's May and the summer blockbuster season has officially started! Wooot!


Stars: Stuck between 2.5-3/5
Amount of times u see the leading girl nekkid: 2
Food not to eat while watching this movie: Sausages & Hot Dogs


4 comments:

bad.clad.in.black said...

read about it on ign.com, somehow havent found the dvd around our shores, and true, lets kick the summer movie fest with ironman

Anonymous said...

Amount of times u see the leading girl nekkid: 2

This kind of information should be placed at the top of the review, right above the title.

Oh well, teeth in vagina, eh? Hrm......... (runs out to buy a set of dentures).

-=izzle=-

hazryhazer said...

vagina dentata, ain't no passing craze...it means no worries for the rest of your days...it's our problem free..OOPS..that's hakuna matata! sorry!!

being able to see the leading lady naked twice is a real pull though. any chance putting the caps up on this blog? heheh.

Z K Z said...

Hahaha.... nice review dude.... i honestly thought this movie was some b-grade horror sex movie when i first heard about it! hahaha... but it seems it's got some "bite" to it eh? Haha...