Disaster Movie

Location – One Borneo Kota Kinabalu

Food – Popcorn, coke and some waffles

Looking at the screen above I had 2 choices to make, fun filled excitement on the right, or unsure future on the left? This is the general feeling when it comes to actually paying money for spoofs. The uncertainty far exceeds any other type of genres you might be more familiar with. Either way, I knew from the title that the next 75 minutes of my life would past right before my very eyes and would be just as it said it would; a disaster.

As always Kanye West was never fully accepted by his peers

The movie is a spoof of recent disaster films and other assorted films such as The Hulk, Ironman, The Dark Knight, Juno and High School Musical (which is probably a disaster movie as well). The film revolves around Will (Matt Lanter) who dreams of the world ending on a very specific date which has something to do with returning a crystal skull (Indiana Jones 4) to its rightful place. His girlfriend Amy (Vanessa Minnillo) thinks he is making it up and just has a fear of committing to their relationship. Fast forward to his birthday party, Will breaks up with Amy not knowing that only a in few minutes the world would be hit by all kinds of various disasters citing the coming of Armageddon.

This is the only reason to watch this film

Watching Disaster Movie was a terrible pain but probably not as bad as watching Superhero Movie. It reminds of the time you used to date a girl who you ended up breaking up with because she had a strange after taste every time you kissed her, for a girl who generally has a strange smelling after taste every time you stood next to her. The negative similarities are right there for you to see. The movie in no particular way brought me any joy whatsoever and I am still nowhere closer to eternal happiness. There were times when punching myself in the knee felt like a better situation than enduring one bad joke after the other. After watching this movie you can almost say that good Spoof Movies are almost truly dead.

Ratings – 1/5

Highs – I AM BEOWULF, Vanessa Minnillo and Kim Kardashian

Lows – The jokes are too long